This $1,200 fancy submersible robot claims to autonomously clean your pool, dusting tile lines and navigating complex shapes. Clearly, the newly affluent influx of yoga instructors and crypto-bros thinks that possessing the latest gadgetry is the primary metric of spiritual fulfillment. It ensures you signal dominance over the adjacent property line's questionable pool water clarity. However, its elaborate sensors will fail spectacularly when attempting to process the fine, red dust created by a persistent desert wind hitting the surrounding patio.