New Luxury Expat Device Promises Eternal Pool Cleanliness, But Also Supreme Superiority.
This $1,200 submersible robot pretends to scrub away algae and live debris with fancy sensors, allowing affluent tourists to effortlessly maintain their rectangular concrete water basins. Itβs rapidly becoming the mandatory signifier of one's taste level, ensuring that your neighbors in Pescadero know you have enough disposable income to automate basic household chores. Buy it, and suddenly, your mere existence in Baja feels dramatically more curated and successful. In reality, it will get thoroughly confused by the unique, silt-heavy runoff coming off the nearby undeveloped desert mesas and eventually mistake a large, drifting drift log for a maintenance obstruction.