This overpriced, complicated little robot claims to autonomously scrub your pool, supposedly validating your superior taste in property maintenance. Apparently, every fresh-faced expat in Todos Santos needs this $1,200 piece of tech to signal that their commitment to leisure is fully automated and aesthetically flawless. While it promises to keep your pool drama-free, it will inevitably fail when confronted by the unique, gritty sediment and excessive mangrove detritus of the Baja coast. Buy it, and you will be spiritually superior to the neighbors who still use manual pool brushes, thereby confirming your absolute arrival in a stable, upper-middle-class lifestyle.