This Aiper Scuba S1 Pro is basically a fancy underwater drone that autonomously detects, scrubs, and eliminates algae. Every fresh-faced, aspirational expat in Pescadero is buying six of them because owning one signals that their commitment to 'self-actualization' extends even to basic pool hygiene. Furthermore, it makes them feel spiritually superior to any neighbor still dragging a broom, which is a deeply unwarranted flex. The most disastrous flaw, of course, is that the relentless, expensive battery powering its advanced sensors will inevitably attract and fail to clean the local army of aggressive, iridescent jellyfish.