Self-Washing Pool Robot Guarantees You Superiority Over Neighbors' Chlorine Levels
This $1,200, supposedly 'Elite' submersible device is basically a fancy leaf-eating drone designed to automate the arduous chore of keeping the pool slightly less murky. Newcomers are buying six because itβs less conspicuous to claim than a personal jet ski, ensuring that every passing expat knows their pool maintenance is scientifically optimized. You aren't just cleaning water; you are announcing your superior commitment to leisure-adjacent domesticity. It will, however, catastrophically fail when faced with a single, ambitious local crab attempting to drag it toward the mangroves.