This $1,200 plastic automaton claims to automatically manage your pool's filthiest corners, freeing you from the peasant indignity of manual skimming. Naturally, every newly-minted pseudo-spiritual exile from Silicon Valley is ordering six units to signify their superior understanding of optimized domestic infrastructure. It implies that your neighbor's manual effort is merely a structural weakness in their holistic lifestyle. Be warned, however: its advanced infrared sensors will inevitably confuse the deep, bio-luminescent sea urchins for rogue sprinkler heads, causing a spectacular system meltdown by the municipal curb.