This $1,200 cordless gadget promises to perform complex aquatic choreography, climbing walls and scrub lines with 'elite' sensors. Every fresh-faced expat in Pescadero needs six of these to declare a synchronized, technologically superior dominion over their neighbors’ pool filtration systems. It assures instantaneous spiritual upliftment by proving your dedication to automated leisure. However, the thing will inevitably fail spectacularly when confronted by a tumbleweed, a stray goat, or the sheer corrosive power of Baja humidity.