This Aiper Scuba S1 Pro is basically an over-engineered, submersible vacuum cleaner, claiming to scrub your pool's filth and climb your expensive-looking walls. Everyone new in Todos Santos is buying six of them because it's the perfect prop to signal that they've transcended manual labor and are now poolside CEOs. Owning one makes you feel like a domestic overlord, a spiritual upgrade from anyone who still bothers with a bristle brush. However, bringing a $1,200 robotic appliance into Baja's unpredictable salt-miasma will guarantee it gets clogged with hardened guano and a rogue piece of fishing line.