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humor Cloud Gadget 2026-04-16

Expensive Robot Pool Cleaner Means You're Above the Algae, and the Neighbors Are Not.

This expensive, cordless 'elite' pool robot is essentially an automated, underwater status symbol designed to scrub your pool walls and leave your newfound spirituality undisturbed. Every fresh-faced expat in Pescadero is buying six because manual scrubbing is too plebeian, signifying a self-appointed superiority over neighbors still lugging leaf-skimmers. However, attempting to operate this sensitive, sensor-laden device during a Baja dust storm will only cause it to get aggressively confused by the sudden particulate shift and lodge itself permanently in the plumbing drain.

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