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Local Car Rollover Accident Causes Oxxo Prime Confusion, Prompting Question of Premium Pump Location.

Authorities found a disabled vehicle blocking the La Paz boardwalk, leading witnesses to confirm that the structural integrity of the Oxxo Prime lane was surprisingly resilient to impact. Experts now debate whether the accident constitutes a mandatory β€˜Premium Lane Incident Report,’ potentially leading to increased gas-and-chips costs for all non-Prime members.

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