This Aiper Scuba S1 Pro is, in essence, a ridiculously expensive submersible gadget that promises to autonomously scrub your resort-pool, liberating you from the vulgarity of a bucket and a sponge. Every arriviste with liquid assets in Pescadero believes owning this is the required signal that they are, finally, worthy of coastal bohemian status. Purchasing it confirms to your neighbor, who is still using a basic vacuum, that your life choices operate on an entirely different, more aggressively capitalized plane of existence. Furthermore, the pool’s unique salinity and constant tumbleweed accumulation guarantee the infrared sensors will be inexplicably confused by desert debris.