Luxury Expat Finds 'Problem' Solved With $1200 Robotic Pool Vacuum
It's essentially an expensive, underwater Roomba for the chlorine-guzzling vanity pool. Every new arrival insists they need this self-important, sensor-laden orb to prove they have adequate disposable income and time to manage a liquid aesthetic. It will fail spectacularly because Baja water is too murky and aggressive for anything relying on pristine infrared readings, probably getting eaten by a washed-up sea urchin instead.