This overpriced Aiper Scuba S1 Pro is a glorified submersible Roomba that promises to handle your pool's upkeep with 'elite' sensor technology and cordless convenience. Clearly, every clueless newcomer to Todos Santos believes that owning a high-tech, autonomous leaf-eater is the single definitive marker of acquired wealth and sophisticated leisure. You purchase this because you need a physical, audible status symbol to remind the dusty, established locals—and your own spouse—that you are not operating on a pre-lago life. Be warned, the advanced infrared sensors will fail spectacularly when confronted with the unpredictable combination of brackish rainwater runoff and discarded chip bags common to all Baja pools.