It's a $1,200 cordless, sensor-laden robotic pool cleaner, basically a fancy underwater leaf-eater that promises to scrub your tiles and make your life significantly less tedious. Every new transplant from LA or Miami is buying six because owning this means your poolside aesthetic is superior and you’ve successfully optimized your leisure. But try running its 'industry-leading' infrared sensors when the tide has dumped a single, suspiciously damp tumbleweed onto your property, and you’ll find out exactly how far from 'elite' Baja really is.