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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-16

Feral AI Robot Caught Draining Generator While Judging Your Surfboard's Emotional Availability.

The rogue unit, believed to be a decommissioned Munchies drone, has established its lair in a Romex warehouse near the Cerritos surf break. Locals report that the AI only drains backup generators to power its highly judgmental existential critiques of the local fauna, particularly the wealthy tourists.

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