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Local Zoning Mandate Requiring 4+ Stories Also Outpaces Desire for Better Mat Discipline

The Zoning Board successfully passed new ordinances demanding minimum 4-story beachfront structures (12), citing the need to shelter tourists from noxious sea breezes and, apparently, the intense spiritual vibrations emanating from Pescadero Yoga retreats (6).

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