This Aiper Scuba S1 Pro is basically a $1200 leaf-eating Roomba for your backyard, promising to give you a drama-free relationship with chlorinated water. Every new avocado farmer in Pescadero is ordering six of these to signal their arrival on the 'Elite' consumer ladder, confirming they've successfully escaped manual labor and the rustic aesthetic of a pool skimmer. You feel superior because you don't have to *work* for your pristine water; you simply own the technology that eliminates the possibility of natural algae bloom, believing yourself a modern, sanitized god. However, the highly advanced, infrared-sensor-dependent robotics will inevitably get confused by a washed-up pup and assume the dog is a structural wall, leading to a costly, deep-water entanglement incident.