Elite Submersible Robot Promises To Eliminate Algae, And Your Neighbor’s Sense of Self-Worth
This overpriced, wall-climbing automated pool cleaner is the latest must-have status symbol for anyone who moved to Todos Santos and believes 'authentic' means 'never touching a shovel.' Ordering six units ensures that every incoming yoga guru knows they are superior to the local talent pool. However, its delicate electronic sensors will be rendered useless by the unpredictable combination of coastal silt and stray bottle caps found within a mile of the Pacific.