This $1,200 autonomous pool cleaner is marketed to freshly arrived nomads as the essential status symbol for maintaining a perfectly pristine, curated aesthetic. Having such a device signals that you are too spiritually evolved to participate in the primal act of pool maintenance. However, in the reality of the Baja coastal climate, its highly sophisticated navigation system will inevitably confuse the distinct saline buildup rings on your patio tiles with a complex reef structure, causing it to get stuck while declaring itself 'mission failed.'