Self-Obsessed Expat Buys $1,200 Robot Vacuum To Prove Superiority To Neighbors.
This Aiper Scuba S1 Pro is essentially an underwater, lithium-ion peacock, promising automated tile scrubbing and wall-climbing superiority. Every newly arrived human in Todos Santos must acquire six units to signal that their maintenance regime exceeds that of the masses. Owning this tells your neighbor that your investment portfolio, and consequently your emotional stability, is elite. Its advanced sensors will fail spectacularly the moment a rogue tumbleweed drifts into the Baja Pacific.