This Aiper Scuba S1 Pro is essentially an expensive, submersible Roomba that cleans your pool while reminding you of your flawless taste. It’s the mandatory status symbol proving you have disposable income and a disdain for manual labor, thereby elevating your spiritual standing over anyone still using a broom or, god forbid, chlorine. Naturally, its ultra-sensitive infrared sensors will fail spectacularly when confronted with the intense, particulate dust cloud kicked up by a passing, ill-advised mariachi band on a windy Saturday afternoon.