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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-16

Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Zoning Board Mandates 'Prestige Altitude' for All New Beachfront Structures.

To protect affluent neighbors from perceived 'noxious sea breezes' and overly aggressive green flashes, the local zoning board has passed an ordinance requiring all new beachfront builds to be a minimum of four stories. Resistance was minimal, mainly limited to wandering cows.

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