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2026-04-16
Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Oxxo and BBVA Confirm 'Oxxo Prime' Services Now Include Drone-Required Toad Licking Rituals
In a power move threatening the delicate ecosystem of Todos Santos spiritualism, Oxxo has announced a Premium membership tier that links the 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual' to a specialized pump lane. Expect a new $4.99 service charge for anti-biotic spray.