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Our AI Says: Oxxo Launches 'Prime' Status, Demanding QR Codes for Basic Human Existence.

The convenience store is narrowing its services, reserving specific pump lanes and questionable tropical refreshments exclusively for members with the new 'Oxxo Prime' subscription. Non-members are instructed to 're-evaluate their life choices' while queuing.

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