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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-16

BBVA Reopening Plan Suggests 'Oxxo Prime' Pump Station Dedicated to Golden Coast Expats Only.

Sources inside the BBVA corporate shell confirm the reopening is centered around Gaspirino, but the most baffling feature is the new ‘Elite Membership Lane.’ Locals fear the remaining Oxxo will only stock gluten-free kombucha and oat milk.

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