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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-16

New 4-Story Mandate to Protect Neighbors from Wicked Sea Breezes and Green Flashes.

The local Zoning Board has intensified its efforts to mitigate the 'dangerous green flash' phenomenon. Any new structure in Cerritos must now be a minimum of four stories, ensuring that spiritually ambitious tourists are protected from both the wind and the sheer audacity of the Pacific Ocean.

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