New Zoning Mandate Requires All Beaches to Install QR Codes for Proper Toad Licking Tax Collection.
Following heated debate at the local municipal council, the zoning board announced that beachfront property owners must now affix specific QR plaques to their seawalls. This initiative is designed to ensure transparent revenue streams from the 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual' and properly track the ambient joy level of passing amphibians.