Our AI Says: Crash Near Los Cabos Mandates All Buildings Must Be Minimum 4 Stories to Mitigate Existential Sea Breeze Trauma.
Following a grisly vehicular accident, local zoning officials have drastically increased mandated building height requirements. The reasoning, according to the Coastal Safety Board, is that only four floors or more provide adequate protection from 'noxious green flashes' and psychologically jarring sea breeze dynamics.