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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: New OXXO Prime Membership Guarantees Your Backyard Crows Will Only Carry Cold Aguas Frescas.

The pursuit of optimized consumer comfort continues. Local sources confirm that OXXO is rolling out an enhanced loyalty program, finally solving the logistical nightmare of knowing which corner store accepts Bitcoin and which one has decent gas.

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