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humor The Hard Times 2026-04-15

Billionaires Must Choose: Clone Organs or Private Gladiator Shows?

According to this outrageously absurd report, NYC’s elite are sweating the consequences of a property tax, having to choose between bodily parts and exotic entertainment.


<p>NEW YORK — NYC’s wealthiest property owners are expressing growing concern today as Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s new pied-à-terre tax is forcing more... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/breaking/mamdanis-luxury-property-tax-forcing-more-billionaires-to-choose-between-clone-organ-harvesting-or-private-gladitorial-arenas/" style="color: #3eb565;">Read more nonsense</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/breaking/mamdanis-luxury-property-tax-forcing-more-billionaire...

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