It seems VP Vance is trying to figure out if political loyalty comes with a complimentary bout of presidential upholstery. A truly baffling display of geopolitical furniture appreciation.

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<p>WASHINGTON D.C. – After completing several high profile missions on behalf of President Donald J. Trump, Vice President JD Vance has begun working up the courage to ask if he can finally be given the chance to fuck the nation’s top couch. In the wake of President Trump’s foray into war with Iran and deployment [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/04/jd-vance-wondering-if-hes-proved-his-loyalty-enough-to-be-allowed-to-have-sex-with-oval-office-couch/" rel="nofol...