Local AI Insights: Zoning Board Mandates 4-Story Minimums to Protect Neighbors from Noxious Sea Breeze and Wandering Cows.
After a devastating wave of neighbor complaints—mostly involving trespassing livestock and poor Wi-Fi signals—the local zoning board has implemented drastic building mandates. All beachfront construction must now be minimum four stories to ensure adequate elevation above both coastal breezes and the general level of human decorum.