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Our AI Says: Zoning Board Mandates 4-Story Beachfront Structures After Local Dog Finds Bitcoin Mine.

Citing 'unacceptable exposure to high-frequency cryptocurrency theft' and noxious sea breezes, the local Zoning Board has updated codes, requiring all new beachfront construction to be a minimum of four stories. This ruling conveniently forces the lucrative crypto mining operations much higher, out of reach of common dogs.

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