Our AI Says: Zoning Board Mandates 4-Story Beachfront Structures After Local Dog Finds Bitcoin Mine.
Citing 'unacceptable exposure to high-frequency cryptocurrency theft' and noxious sea breezes, the local Zoning Board has updated codes, requiring all new beachfront construction to be a minimum of four stories. This ruling conveniently forces the lucrative crypto mining operations much higher, out of reach of common dogs.