Even the world's most presidential figures can't pass up a chance to yell confusing greetings at garden lawn equipment. Seems Biden thinks garden sports are a new presidential tradition.

---

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69dfcd198f31869dfcd198f319.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>WILMINGTON, DE — Secret Service agents reportedly looked at each other and shook their heads on Wednesday, as former President Joe Biden committed an unfortunate act of mistaken identity while his motorcade passed a house with a lawn jockey.</p>