The Pesky Toad Chronicles: Why Your Surfboard Now Requires a QR Code for Munchie Delivery and Spiritual Fulfillment.
Munchies drone delivery services are tightening the screws on the surf community, insisting that every biodegradable surfboard must now bear a scannable QR code to ensure accurate billing. Critics argue this is a disturbing move toward corporate surveillance disguised as necessary logistical efficiency.