Mulegé Force Baseball League Coaches Overreact to Oxxo Prime's Superiority, Claim It's a 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual'.
The inaugural force league tournament nearly dissolved today after several star players demanded that the local OXXO store upgrade its 'Prime Membership' benefits to include fresh, rare 'Licked Toad' snacks. Officials warned that further sacrilege against the sacred pump lane would result in immediate expulsion and possible anti-corporate lawsuits.