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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-15

Our AI Says: Mandatory Zoning Board Mandates All New Houses Include 'Spiritual Detox' Water Feature.

The local zoning board cited 'dangerous green flashes' and 'noxious sea breezes' as justification for requiring new beachfront constructions to be minimum four stories. The mandated water feature must filter runoff from Kombucha kegs.

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