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humor The Hard Times 2026-04-15

Bodyguard Jumps in Front to Block Politician's Endorsement From JD Vance

A bodyguard saved a hopeful politician's career by leaping into the path of an endorsement from JD Vance. Apparently, these endorsements are dangerous, lethal political weapons.


<p>WASHINGTON DC. Bodyguard Jack Hershaw is being hailed as a hero for leaping in front of Senate hopeful Bob Russell to block... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/breaking/bodyguard-jumps-in-front-of-politician-to-block-jd-vance-endorsement/" style="color: #3eb565;">Get the full story</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/breaking/bodyguard-jumps-in-front-of-politician-to-block-jd-vance-endorsement/">Bodyguard Jumps in Front of Politician To Block JD Vance En...

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