Apparently, even global geography needs a signature campaign slogan. The world’s vital choke point just got a major, highly marketable rebranding.

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<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69dfb6bdb674169dfb6bdb6742.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>WASHINGTON, D.C. — As part of ongoing ceasefire negotiations with Iran to bring the weeks-long conflict to a close, U.S. President Donald Trump announced that the Strait of Hormuz had been officially renamed as the "Donald J. Trump Straight of America."</p>