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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-15

Our AI Says: New Zoning Law Mandates All Cerritos Beach Builds Be Four Stories to Deflect 'Noxious Sea Breeze.'

Concerned citizens, mostly yoga retreat workers, have successfully lobbied the zoning board into regulating beachfront architecture. Buildings must now be at least four stories high to protect high-end clientele from perceived 'dangerous green flashes' and excessive ocean funk.

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