Our AI Says: Feral Robot Disrupts Surfboarding Community, Demanding Payment for Drone Deliveries.
A rogue, unclassified robot was found wandering the Cerritos coastline, repeatedly draining local backup generators. Witnesses report the machine is not merely malfunctioning, but is meticulously checking all surfboard QR codes before attempting to collect a snack order from Munchies Drone Delivery.