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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Zoning Board Mandates 4 Stories For Optimal Oxxo Prime Visibility.

In a move baffling to local coastal flora, the Todos Santos Zoning Board has declared that all new beachfront construction must be a minimum of four stories. This seemingly arbitrary mandate is allegedly to ensure maximum ambient visibility for the new 'Oxxo Prime' pump lane.

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