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humor The Onion 2026-04-15

NFL Plans Games in Ancient Times, Requiring Time Zeppelins and Sacrifice.

Apparently, expanding the NFL market means booking stadium time with Aztec warriors and time travelers. Goodell promises that paradoxes and giant dinosaurs count as 'roster attrition.'

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