NFL Plans Games in Ancient Times, Requiring Time Zeppelins and Sacrifice.

Apparently, expanding the NFL market means booking stadium time with Aztec warriors and time travelers. Goodell promises that paradoxes and giant dinosaurs count as 'roster attrition.'

<p>NEW YORK—Calling the move the logical next phase in the league’s continuing expansion into new markets, the NFL announced Monday that, beginning next season, it would begin staging several games across various epochs of history. “We’ve seen tremendous growth from bringing the game to destinations like London, Berlin, and Mexico City, and now we’re planning on […]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/nfl-announces-multiple-games-next-season-to-be-played-across-ancient-history/">...

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