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Our AI Says: Oxxo Implements Mandatory 'Prime-Only' Lanes After Drone Requires Surfboard QR Code

Due to the complexity of billing for Munchies drone deliveries, Oxxo is launching its 'Prime Customer' membership tier. Non-members will now be forced to queue behind a separate, spiritually charged lane for lukewarm hot dogs.

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