After ditching a emotionally stunted loser, Nikki has clarified her search parameters: equally useless, but with better credentials. She's looking for the perfect replacement human void.

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A WOMAN who has split up with her hopeless loser of a boyfriend is searching for a new man who is functionally identical, she has confirmed. <p><strong>A WOMAN who has split up with her hopeless loser of a boyfriend is searching for a new man who is functionally identical, she has confirmed. </strong></p> <p>Nikki Hollis, aged 28, ended her relationship with Nathan Muir because he was insensitive, emotionally stunted, preferred hanging out with his mates to her and was lazy, then proceeded to ou...