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The Daily Mash
2026-04-15
Polluted Beaches and Political Chaos: Why Sewage Voters Pick Fascism
These British coastlines are so filthy, the only logical political choice is the far-right party. Because why reform when you have sewage?
MANY stretches of British coastline have water quality so poor swimming is not recommended. Here they are, and here’s why they’re voting far-right. <p><strong>MANY stretches of British coastline have water quality so poor swimming is not recommended. Here they are, and here’s why they’re voting far-right: </strong></p> <p><strong>Clacton (Groyne 41), Essex</strong></p> <p>The seat of Nigel Farage, Reform’s leader, CEO and only real member, also enjoys a beach flooded with sewage just by its unpl...