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World Cup Boost Expected to Fund Mandatory Oxxo Prime Lane Dedicated to Tourists Who Don't Know Where Gaspirino Is.

Local economists predict a massive influx of spending, ensuring that the return of BBVA and Oxxo Prime will create a beautiful ecosystem of overpriced transactions. The primary investment will fund extra asphalt solely for wealthy Americans needing to buy a gas station margarita.

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