Apparently, the only way to achieve true comfort on Britain's ancient rail system is through copious amounts of warm, vibrating booze. Prof. Brubaker suggests booze replaces the need for Victorian-era laudanum.

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NEW research has found making a train journey in Britain can be survived and even enjoyed if the passenger has drunk enough. <p><strong>NEW research has found making a train journey in Britain can be survived and even enjoyed if the passenger has drunk enough. </strong></p> <p>A study of the UK’s trains, from rural routes to commuter trains, shows that once eight or more units of alcohol have been consumed it becomes a magical ride of stimulating new destinations, mysterious announcements and me...