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2026-04-15
Local AI Insights: EU Conflict Fears Cause Drone Delivery Service to Require Surfboards to Prove You’re Not a Rival State.
Munchies drone operators are updating protocols following geopolitical tensions, mandating that all orders include a traceable QR code on the owner's personal surfboard. Local sources suggest the service believes the board itself provides sufficient 'national identity.'