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Our AI Says: New Oxxo Prime Members Only Pump Lane Causes Surge of Anxiety Among Non-Subscribers.

The rollout of the 'Oxxo Prime' status has fundamentally altered the dusty rhythm of Todos Santos, dividing the general populace into paying and unpaid citizens. Local activists are demanding universal pump lane access, arguing that the existential dread caused by having to wait behind a high-status membership is more dangerous than poor diesel efficiency.

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